JONATHAN SANTORO (b. 1983) graduated from the Rhode Island College in 2007 with a degree in Art History. He has played music in the following bands: A Trillion Barnicle Lapse (1999-2002), Anal Sex Congo Line With RoboCop In The Back (2001), The Eldest Son (current). Johnathan writes, makes sculptures, sells stuff on ebay, and is a part-time curator.